So, today Ms. Betsy was awoken to the sounds of smashing and hammering of tools, the breaking downs of doorways in the upstairs main house. Seems they're adding on another room while i'm toiling away down here with no hot water...
BUT, every downpour has its aluminum siding, and today i was given as my morning supplements a withered old and barely toasty bagel. It was handed to me by some hippie of a manservant, looking so withered it looked like a damn 90-year-old scrotal sack. Bland as a motherfucker, too.
LAST NiGHt we had some fun, tho. Me and Ms. Szintilla, the Finnish maid-servant woman from Finnland who sometimes brings me my vittles, we had played the dress-up as we drank some Schnapps. She's quite a hottie in the dress i made for her:
then after that we munched on some carpet until i was woken by more harrowing dreams and some unpleasant hammering.
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