Friday, August 27, 2010

i almost had a girl, except she was a fucking nazi

has it been a while?

has this douchingbag usurped the stately musician-person of yore for my go-to references and turns-of-phrase on this here b'log?

am i still out of my
fucking mind?

am i still trapped in this anachronistic hellhole of a city- i mean, cellar?

well, the answer to all those questions is: yes. sort of. (except for the second one; that's merely hearsay.)

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

hello again, maybe, for now.

it's the end of August (i don't even know what year, anymore -- they haven't paved the roads here since, like, 1572). and i've just come up for air from scrubbing the basement cellar floor and i got no damn fingernails left [btw don't - and i mean never - do a g**gle image search for 'no gingernails', or 'no fingernails' for that matter] from working so hard at absolutely nothing.


















sidenote: when was the last time you worked so hard at absolutely nothing? and how long did it take you? (i guess it's taken me 10 months, since i last updated this fucking b'log.)

well, whatever.

this is just a quick 'test blog' posting - we'll see what happens from here. . .

oh look, a dog:

















duckie-duckie:




















please don't mistake any of the above photographs (or any of them anywhere on this blog) for my own work, btw. they are just the product of random web searches, and can be found respectively on the internetz in their proper contexts at the following places (i think):

http://heaventobetsy.typepad.com/heaven_to_betsy/2008/12/vintage-1968-paper-happy-new-year-party-napkins.html
http://www.staind.com/profiles/blogs/staind-photographs-from-the
http://celebrifi.com/gossip/John-Lennon-Advertises-From-Beyond-Grave-1754468.html
http://joilene.wordpress.com/2010/01/31/homestead-clean-rooms/
http://easyfauxbrick.com/paint-a-kitchen-floor-with-a-black-brick-pattern/
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7623/duckh.jpg
http://webupon.com/web-talk/this-is-not-right-the-10-most-eccentric-items-ever-auctioned-online/











http://www.localwin.com/julie/fun-fingernails

toodles

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Fuck you, Twitter

I'm posting this here...

"It was very hard for me," Mack said. "It was very hard for me growing up. No one knew the truth about my brain."

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/12/woman.brain/index.html



Woman. Brain.

ha.


current mood: estrogeny

Thursday, October 8, 2009

I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink. No, no, no.

is it wrong that i want a drink already in the day?


















(it's about 9:30 am, local time)

Monday, October 5, 2009

barely begins to cover it...

Saturday, September 5, 2009

run over there and put in some pork

Friday, June 19, 2009

Show me that I'm everywhere and get me home for tea it's all too much for me to take

Is this a -- what day is this?

















Everywhere it's like what you make for us to take it's all too much.

betsy is home. where she started this fucking thing.